Monday, December 7, 2009

Proof That I Exist.

i joined facebook.

please kill me.

I once was addicted but now I just use.

I can't be coherent with all this noise, so fuck it.

All those silly little less-than-140 posts are from my fone, because thats the future. I guess. So, fuck the future. And everyone in it except the people I like, but other wise fuck your futureself.

Work sucks, I want to ride my bike.

Im going to be taking a short Hiatus from this blog to post over at this blog because its rad. And so are the people behind it.

Kevin and I started a band, its called "clot." and it will explode your brain. Seriously. All because of Pabst and Thou. Who knew! I ought to also review some records here since i've done so well with the Vinyl habit lately but I probably wont because fuck it.

Im going to bed, and tommorow i'll be posting at The Oh Shit Handle .com. suckers.

Can I say cunt on your blog? Sure hope so.
clot.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

I just did a no handed trackstand whislt a bagpipe procession rolled by.... BIKE CULT!
Drinking, Spanking, Smoking, Random gay dudes in the bathroom at Dennys, Germany. What a night...

Friday, December 4, 2009

BMW...

My job is lame but I dont mind that. Its the socio-political bullshit that makes me hate it. I can handle the vacuous monotony of cleaning the same cars every day of every week of you get the fuckin idea. Its the necessity to babysit adults, and help them park thier cars and remind them where the keys came from. Its drama, suicide inspiring drama. Mindless, idiotic drooling skulls. Crybaby rich people. Wash your own fucking car. Someone at my lunch.

And I missed critical mass.

fuck.
My order from City Grounds shipped today! Will be building a new front, 650c. Excited to build another wheel and get rid of the toe overlap at last!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

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DO NOT MOCK THIS BIKE

Something other than bikes???




New Records! Haven't done badly at all I might say. From Left to right....

The Cure - Arabian Dream 1985 Boot
The Raveonettes - In and Out Of Controll
MGMT - Oracular Spectacular
Devo - Are We Not Men? 1978 Picture Disc!!!!
Alien Sex Fiend - Here Cum Germs
Bikini Kill - Self Titled
The Horrors - Primary Colours
Kid Cudi - Man On The Moon

Im not much for hip hop unless its WuTang but Kid Cudi knows whats up. I also found the british single for Love Will Tear Us Apart today, its amazing.

Now, Bike Stuff.


Can we get married? Please?


I've been riding a fuckin grip, hence the lack of posts. Tommorow is Critical Mass wich should suck massivly because it'll be really fucking cold. If its as cold as it was tonight when Anna and I were at Winning then fuck it. Then Bike Tag then Polo. I like bikes. Bikes are great.

And David built up a sick ass new bike, hopefully he'll post some pictures I can steal... And Kevin, whos bike ought to be done by what, tuesday?

Awesome.